Four doctors are sitting at a conference discussing the state of medicine in their respective countries.
French Doctor: We can take a kidney from a pig and put it in a man and have him looking for work in 4 weeks. Is that not amazing?!
German Doctor: We have devised a way to take a lung from a sheep and put it in a man and have him looking for work in only 6 weeks. Tell me friends, that this is not unbelievable!
Russian Doctor: We can take half of a heart from one man and put it in another and have them BOTH looking for work in only two months. Beat that!
American Doctor: Yes, that is impressive my friends. All of it. But we in America can take one man from Illinois and put him in the whitehouse and have half the damned country looking for work in only 8 months.
too funny