URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GREENVILLE-SPARTANBURG SC 239 PM EST MON JAN 11 2010 ...LIGHT ACCUMULATING SNOW EXPECTED IN PARTS OF THE NORTH CAROLINA MOUNTAINS TONIGHT THROUGH TUESDAY...
.SORRY ABOUT THAT GLOBAL WARMING THING...
... I MEAN IT WAS JUST A THEORY AFTER ALL GIVE US A BREAK…
.A COLD FRONT MOVING INTO THE OHIO VALLEY LATE TODAY WILL SWEEP SOUTHEAST ACROSS THE FORECAST AREA TONIGHT. COLDER TEMPERATURES AND GREATER MOISTURE WILL ACCOMPANY THE FRONTAL PASSAGE...AND A PERIOD OF MOIST NORTHWEST FLOW WILL DEVELOP INTO TUESDAY BEHIND THE FRONT. LIGHT ACCUMULATING SNOW FROM THIS SYSTEM WILL LIKELY IMPACT NORTH CAROLINA MOUNTAIN LOCATIONS NEAR THE TENNESSEE BORDER. NCZ033-048>050-120500- /O.NEW.KGSP.WW.Y.0006.100111T2300Z-100112T2300Z/ AVERY-MADISON-YANCEY-MITCHELL- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...NEWLAND...SPRUCE PINE 239 PM EST MON JAN 11 2010 ...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 6 PM THIS EVENING TO 6 PM EST TUESDAY...
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GREENVILLE-SPARTANBURG HAS ISSUED A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 6 PM THIS EVENING TO 6 PM EST TUESDAY. SCATTERED SNOW SHOWERS WILL DEVELOP THIS EVENING ACROSS THE NORTH CAROLINA MOUNTAINS AS A COLD FRONT AND UPPER LEVEL DISTURBANCE MOVE INTO THE AREA. THE SNOW SHOWERS WILL BECOME MORE NUMEROUS OVERNIGHT...ESPECIALLY NEAR THE TENNESSEE BORDER...AS A PERIOD OF NORTHWEST FLOW AND ABUNDANT LOW LEVEL MOISTURE DEVELOPS. SNOW ACCUMULATIONS AROUND AN INCH ARE EXPECTED ACROSS THE NORTHERN MOUNTAINS...WITH LOCAL TWO INCH TOTALS ALONG THE HIGHER RIDGE TOPS AND NEAR THE IMMEDIATE TENNESSEE BORDER BY THE TIME THE SNOW ENDS TUESDAY. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW MEANS THAT PERIODS OF SNOW WILL CAUSE PRIMARILY TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SNOW COVERED ROADS AND LIMITED VISIBILITIES...AND USE CAUTION WHILE DRIVING. AGAIN APOLOGIES FOR THE WHOLE GLOBAL WARMING THING. DRESS WARM && $$
SORRY…
Finally… someone with enough character to apologize.