My aunt is a poet.. poetress?… and wrote this.  I though that I’d share with you (with her permission of course):

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my insurance I keep.

But if it’s passed before I wake,

I pray to afford the taxes they take.

– J. Ashworth 12/2009

Now I lay me down to sleep…

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