This boat is stolen. If you see it online, in person or on the lake email with the details or call Gaston County Police

We can all agree that stealing other peoples stuff is pretty wrong. Some might even call it EVIL! Reporting evil doers is COOL! It makes people like you. It will also make you my newest bestest friend! Which is really nice (I’m a good friend!) and all but if you’re not into the whole morally superior thing, this:


Also, if the boat is recovered it will make the thieves sad and (maybe) keep them from doing it again. Probably not though… recidivism among vehicle thieves runs at about 78%. So, they’ll probably do it again… but you’ll still be COOL in my book!

* Everything that you see in the pictures was on the boat when it was stolen. If you see any of it let me know.

(Except the dude in the hat. That’s me. If I had been on the boat when it was stolen I would have found it by now… right?)

2010 Palm Beach 2425 Sport Cruise Pontoon
140 HP Johnson Outboard

P.S. If you stole my boat and feel bad about it and want to bring it back… that’s cool, we can work it out. And, umm, sorry for calling you EVIL.. I was angry. You understand.

P.S.S If you bring it back, just put it where it was when you took it and, if you don’t mind, could you lock it up for me? People around here steal things… you know how it is.

stolen boat
Help me Find my stuff

2 thoughts on “STOLEN

  • July 26, 2014 at 8:30 pm

    Funniest ‘missing’ poster I have ever seen? Did it turn up? When I was living in Springfield there was joyriding of the boats and they were generally turn up somewhere around the lake in a few days

    • July 26, 2014 at 10:45 pm

      Nothing yet. The police are still looking. Good to see you again.


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