Yesterday, I was sent pictures of my newest niece. I started not to post the pictures because to the uninitiated ultrasound snapshots can look rather strange. Then, I decided that I don’t really care… so ppphhtttt…
Here’s the first ever photo of Ms Reagan Lynn.
Female children in my family are rare in this generation so this is a bit of a big deal. Of course, everyone is happy to point out that they would have been just as excited about yet another boy. Me? I say, whatever… I wouldn’t. I am an unrepentant cool uncle.
Her mother (whose gooey bits also appear in the picture) is, I’m sure, frightened that I have already promised to teach Ms Reagan all kinds of “tomboy” things like how to clean fish.. and deer; how to drive a truck and the ever important redneck life skill of finding high things and spitting off of them without getting any on your chin… (though probably without the tobacco… I was mostly joking about that).
To her honestly and rightfully horrified mother I send all of my love and a promise to have Ms Reagan show her all of the neat things her Uncle teaches her.