Imagine you’re a teen boy. Imagine that there’s this cute girl in math class that invites you over to her house.
When you arrive you’re taken out back to meet her family. They’re cheerful folk and happy to welcome you. Her dad asks you a few hard questions but you get through them ok. Things are going well.
The man sitting next to you is wearing rough work boots and jeans. He’s got on an old, beat up carhart jacket and has a shaggy beard. His hair is a bit too long and just a little wild under his “Tractor supply” cap. He’s been staring at you for a while with a hard look.
Suddenly, as if making a decision, he leans over, smiles and introduces himself.
“Son, I’m her uncle.”, he says pointing at your date.
“I have eight guns, four acres, two shovels and one very, very good friend.”
You stare at him blankly so he continues, “How those two things are related is really up to you.”
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I kid you not.
When will you be back in La…I need to borrow you for that exact same thing….LOL…Mary n Sharon would hate that….LOL
Happily. 🙂
Kinda like my sister’s father-in-law who would also be in their kitchen cleaning his guns when his daughter brought a new boy in for him to meet. No mistaking that message…
cjh
I prefer more direct warnings. 🙂
Tommy has a friend who is a veterinarian. He told us he had something for us when Carlee starts dating. He has a jar of preserved testicles of a Great Dane he neutered. Of course you can’t discern from looking at the jar whether they are canine or human parts. Eddie told Tommy to just put them on the table when a young man is coming over and tell him, “You see that? Yours will be in there too if you even think about having sex with my daughter.” I think that’s pretty effective too.
And then Carlee’s boyfriend leaves, because it sounds like Carlee’s been around, if someone else’s testicles are already in the jar. Then he tells the whole school that Carlee has been around, and then Carlee’s life is ruined.
Not a foolproof idea!!
I love it….lol
Be careful tinakg medical advice from Yahoo Answers.Some of the answers to your last question were bizarre, especially the one about masturbation causing torsion of the testis.One testis larger than the other may be a result of mumps, but you should seek proper medical advice about this in your case.Sperm count tests involve examining a fresh semen sample. They are not expensive as tests go, but obviously require some privacy to produce. Talk to your doctor about this.