From somewhere deep in the interwebs comes this story. I have no idea as to the original source but I have seen it a few times and thought you might like it:
While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and
his being our president.The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."
Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, What’s a "Post Turtle?"
The old rancher said, "When you’re driving down a
country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain."You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he sure as heck ain’t goin’ anywhere, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there in the first place."
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